INSIDE A NEW YORK CITY COFFEE SHOP

Inside a New York City coffee shop, a man stands at the prep counter adding sugar to his takeout coffee.

A second man arrives to prep his own coffee.

The first man’s eyes widen. He uses his stir stick to excitedly point at the second man.

MAN: Hey! You’re Al Pacino! Wow! Al Pacino!

SECOND MAN: I’m - I’m not. I’m Gerald Pacino. I’m his brother.

MAN: Wow, You look like - you’re - you guys could be TWINS! Wow! (Waves arm to get coffee shop’s attention) Hey everybody! Al Pacino’s brother over here! Al Pacino! Wow! (Turns to Gerald Pacino) So you’re not an actor like Al Pacino. (Points his stir stick that gets close to Gerald Pacino’s chest) You’re Gerald Pacino.

SECOND MAN: That’s right - I’m not an actor. I’m a heart surgeon. I recently invented this miniature titanium valve piece for the artificial heart that helps regulate the - 

MAN: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! HOO AHH!

SECOND MAN: I -

MAN: Al Pacino! I can’t believe it! Hey everybody! Al Pacino!

WOMAN: (Super excited) Where!

MAN: Right here! This is his brother!

(Editor note: at time of publication, the existence of Mr. Pacino’s brother and/or the existence of coffee shops in New York City have yet to be confirmed by Flummox Industries)